Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just tell him i said nine months
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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