Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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