Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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