I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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