I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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