i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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