Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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