I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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