On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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