people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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