so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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