those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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