your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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