now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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