So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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