My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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