take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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