You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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