I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Fuck appropriateness.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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