I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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