He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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