What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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