Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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