why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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