That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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