you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
did i walk over a car last night?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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