Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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