What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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