Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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