I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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