maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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