Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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