wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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