I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
it hurts more in the daytime
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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