beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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