yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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