i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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