I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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