i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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