No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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