So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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