OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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