didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I came so hard my ears popped.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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