i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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