the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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