Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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