I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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