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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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