i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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