I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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